Apples

 "Posened apples posen worms"

Name the book.

Mustache

                                                                           V.S.

 

(Is it even a contest?)

Fish

  Do you see that black box up above?  Well thar's ninja fish in it and they need food so please feed them.

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How many licks... HOLY TOOSIE POP!!!!

Mustashe

  Who has the best mustache?                 

V.S.

Cute Wars

Who do you think wins?

 V.S.

Thank you

  Saying thank you shouldn't have to be foist and you shouldn't have to be tolled to say thank you.  Saying thank you should be a national instinct.  So I say we should make an effort to say thank you.